Al Capone (via hefuckin)
This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade
Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies
Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art, words can sting like anything, but silence breaks the heart.
MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe
“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”